zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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enlargers:

tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

tonight on: shit australia thinks theyre special for

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

spicy-vagina-tacos:

worth it

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

jonasbrothers:

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* my photoshoot on the kardashian game ends in 5 minutes and i only have 3 stars 

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded