I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.

driveshaftgroupie:

mutuals who never talk

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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

bigbigtruck:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

fUCK

andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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fake-mermaid:

is it weird i’m mad that 10 year olds are going to see monsters university and when finding dory comes out they will go see that too like you are not allowed that is our childhood not yours stop it!!!