collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

lnfamy:

hey guys just reminding you all of how pretty i am just in case you forgot or haven’t thought about it today

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

jackblogguy:

and they say romance is dead

jackblogguy:

and they say romance is dead

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends