weloveshortvideos:

In honor of 4/20

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

clitreaper:

ilikething:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.
It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.
I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

some people develop attraction to people for things other than looks alone, such as talent, sense of humor, and personality, and an attraction to physical appearance follows.

they ugly as fuck pls love yourself

clitreaper:

ilikething:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.

It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.

I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

some people develop attraction to people for things other than looks alone, such as talent, sense of humor, and personality, and an attraction to physical appearance follows.

they ugly as fuck pls love yourself

officialcomedy:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”

This is what the internet is for. 

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

weavemunchers:

I just found a quarter under my bed, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together